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403: Lovin' : senior:

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2:17 pm

Life Hacks >If you ever get into a life threatening fight and theres no way in hell you can win or run away, first thing you do is to pull your pants and underwear down and flash him your dick. Bonus points if you start pissing and shitting. Most likely, your attacker would be too stuned to do anything and will say, “WTF are you doing, man?”. When hes distracted by your cock, you kick him in the balls and then poke his eye out. When he’s down on the ground, just squeeze the shit out of his balls. WHo gives a fuck if its kinda gay? You are in a fight for your life. Then you take a shit in his mouth and then run like fuck.


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January 17, 2012 4:48 pm