January 2011
46 posts
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
rdeluxe:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
Facebook..
sin-and-tonic:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg drunkk”
...
MIND FUCK D:
If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can prevent the yawn. D:
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
LOVE IT :D
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
roxiichan:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etcetera.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you~
heykelli-youandme:
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you. Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I miss you.
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and now I won…der… If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by?
Cuz you know I’d walk a thousand miles
If I could just…see…you Tonight.
How to explain sexuality to kids using pens
dyedwithroyalty:
FOREVER REBLOG BAHAHAHA
MIND FUCK D:
You can’t hum while holding your nose!
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Tigerbalm!
i fucking hate you so muich i hope you rot in hell fucking die >.> wow such a big fucking mouth…. like fuck sakes… who spreads fucking rumors… man fuck!!
Guys, it is almost time for my guilty pleasure!
thabrinablaithe:
Oh Blondes :P
If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't...
oliviasunshine:
fancywolves:
nintenbro:
yourkisses-:
for fuck SAKE. why does Tumblr do this to me?
Don’t touch my daddy.
DADDDDYYYY :(
daddy noooooooo
Star!
I wished upon a star!
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
FUCKI’M SOOOO MADD!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
EFF YOU SEE KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
=]
Turn your volume up!
Close your eyes…
Cause basses are everywhere! :D
your favorite hello - & your hardest goodbye;: ;... →
sammycar:
so i said i’d make it up to you mister “jay park” so here it is . ive never done this for anyone expect for 4 people that mean the most to me . so feel special<3
whenever i’m around you i always have this big smile on my face, no joke you just brighten my day and though you disappoint…
hehehehe <3
The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being...
New elmo :D